Foggy Recollection

Sunday, March 06, 2005

And I Ramble On....

You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you can do is give them a meaningful look. - Terry Pratchett

Wielding his mighty scepter, the mighty A-Ren continues to spread fear throughout his land holdings. With just a flick of his wrist DVD's and books are lain astrewn like so many corpses on a battle field. Many a squeaky toy has been drooled on. I pity his feline subjects as I fear they will face his wrath soon.

For those of you unfamiliar with the A-ren, you can find pictures of him at Buzznet. It's sort of like catching the Yeti or Loch Ness Monster on film. He's quick...yet very photogenic. The mighty A-ren turned 1 on May 13th. The tributes sent to him in his honor will, as always, keep his wrath at bay.

I've been busy. Yes it's an excuse. So what has happened....nothing new with me or Jenn. The A-ren is walking now. It's a cross between Frankenstein and Dawn of the Dead. He staggers toward you rather clumsily and then tries to nibble into your skull and eat your brain. Never cuter!

I would love to lie and say I'm appalled by the condition of this or the results of that. I'm generally kind of numb to it right now. I was however horribly affected by the TomKat situation. Just kidding... Although my previous attraction to Katie Holmes is now completely gone.

Well back to work I go...Can't siphon from the tax payers all morning.

This week's entertainment - Saw (DVD) - Bah I was fooled...stupid movie completely threw me a
curve ball. I dare you to figure this movie out before the end.