And On This Day, A Child Was Born.....

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson

On this the day of my brother's birth (or birf if your so inclined to pronounce it) I do also bring about the rebirth of my blogging schedule. Today, the great Bicyclemark celebrates the ancient tradition of "damn-those-college-freshman-are-getting-to-young-for-me" day. This is a grand tradition that few are immune to (ex: Hugh Hefner). His Highness A-Ren also greets his Uncle BM (Mr. Bowel Movement) with a wave of his scepter and a very resounding "Huzzah!". He says you to have it your way and don't take no guff from the lady friends. A-Ren knows the ladies. Trust the A-ren.

It has been a chaotic two months to say the least. Time is quite the bitch (or biatch if your so inclined to say). Of course the option to slow it down was not in the package I purchased. I checked my warranty and I can't do anything about it. Mr. BM is learning that lesson today.

If I can pass on any Wisdom to my dearest brother on this the day of his emerging from the womb, it would be the following:

-Get to know the blondes. Yes they truly do have more fun. I've read a study and done one of my own. Like little wildcats I tell you.

-Work is only a means to an end. People who live for their "careers" leave a very successful corpse behind and little else.

-Smile! Don't let the bastards know you are sick and tired of their bullshit. Let them spread it...then smear it across their rotting carcasses as you do a happy jig.

-Hug people. I am a great believer in physical expressions of hello and goodbye.

-Eat bread. Let the no-carb bastards starve. More bread for you!

-And finally...Believe in yourself...for there are those of us out there that believe in you and it's an insult to us to think otherwise.


Favorite Entertainment: Tony Hawk's Underground (PS2)- I am so uncoordinated its the only way I can touch a skateboard without fracturing something.